Short and Not so Sweet: Part V Rhinestones

Short and Not so Sweet Stories: Part V

Rhinestones

Wow it’s getting a little depressing with not having anything fun currently. I am hoping that the crazies pick up soon so I have more stories to write for you all. But, tonight, as promised I DO have a story for you!!!I wrote this back when the pink computer was still alive and things were fun. I don’t know how this one slipped and hasn’t been posted yet…Better late than never, right? I hope you enjoy this fun-filled entry starting right now……

I know I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because it’s becoming true, every time I have the pink computer in my lap and I am working on a story for the blog something crazy happens and I have to start a new story all over again. Like today, I’ve written 3 stories back-to-back because each time I start one another good event happens. Whew! I’m just glad to have something to write about again, how about you guys? Anyway! I was writing when the Love Lips door jingled and I quickly folded up the computer and stood up to smile at the older woman who came into the store. She had to be in her late 50’s and had the coolest eye make-up ever. It was green with gold that blended nicely in the middle of her eye lid and then another completely different shade of color above. I LOVE layering my eye shadow so she was a welcomed eye shadow idea. “If I can help you with anything, let me know” I smiled at her.

“Thanks hon” She smiled and then focused her attention to the lingerie section and mainly looked through the panties that were hanging up. After a long pause in which she looked closely at a pair in undies with little rhinestone hearts on it she came up to the glass and said, “Hey hon—oh, can yo hear me?”

This is a common question and sometimes a good question. You don’t realize just how quite people talk until you’re behind glass. “Yes ma’am”

“Oh good.” She smiled and then said, “Are these all the panties you have?”

“Yes ma’am they are”

“Oh...” She said more to herself and then said a little louder, “Oh…well that’s not good”

“Ma’am?” I said confused.

“Ya see my husband came in here during Valentine’s Day and claims to have gotten me a pair of panties from this location. I’m sure you’ve seen him in here before”

I got scared thinking she was going to drill me into remembering one man of the MANY I rang up for thongs and lingerie during the Valentine’s week cuz there was NO WAY I was going to remember. But she said, “At least he swears he came to this very location and got me a thong with rhinestones on it.”

I just blinked and nodded, what else was I supposed to say?

“I know he’s lyin’ though because the thong is missing rhinestones on it and it had lint on it like it had been washed” She said in a suspicious tone. “So they must be used. It just means he’s runnin’ around on me again” She sighed.

“I’m sorry…” I felt really bad for her, no one should be lied to.

“Yeah I mean he thinks he’s gotten away with it this time. Cuz you know this isn’t the first time this has happened to me. But the lint just proves it” She said solemnly.

I kinda wanted to point out that it was probably a good idea he washed them but she seemed set in her thinking and said before I could speak, “Well, have a good day hon”

“You too……” I said a little at a loss for words.

I dunno about you guys but I would hope if my wife bought me panties that were hanging up and not packaged, she would wash them before I wore them because people touch everything and you dunno where those fingers have been…Also, if you’re wondering if your man is cheating on you, the lint proves everything! Who knew?