The Chronicles of (M): The Final Chapters

The Chronicles of (M); The Final Chapters

Here it is guys, the final story... I’m not apologizing for anything said, but one year is gonna be cramped into one full true story, all the stories I didn’t write about, and being hard on the company I once gave 2 squirts of piss for. But here is a teaser story for the last and final Chronicles of me.

~(M)

Doped for Two and Katie

This story is a little different. We have a guest for this story being Bryan, one of my close friends and the two lovely ladies who decided that 10pm (our closing time) just wasn’t quite a good time for us to close. This day Bryan was here with me, when we got the pleasure of meeting "Katie and doped for two". Katie was an active member of Dundalk's finest and her buddy doped for two was a pregnant chick, who seemed to like methadone pills. Again, Dundalk's finest. Katie who had so many dumb questions I kinda forgot some of them, but there were a few that stood out. Question number 1 : "Have you ever seen a vagina big enough to take this in?" She at that point literally holds up the biggest dildo we had.

Unable to say what I was really thinking I replied with a simple, “No”. Bryan replied I’ve seen a "bear" once.

She asked "What?" with a classical Dundalk blank stare.

Bryan replied “Oh nevermind.” Sometimes there really isn’t a point trying to explain even the simplest things to people from Dundalk.

So as Katie walks around the store just picking everything her grimy un-virgin hands can pick up just cuz she can. It’s pushing past 10pm so I tell them both that our cash is down for the night as they did come in a minute before we closed. Katie goes on this huge trip about a penis pencil topper and how she only has cash to pay for it. I mean you woulda thought this penis pencil topper would have saved her life and doped for two from this mean evil world we call reality and drug addiction. As for doped for two I didn’t forget about her, while all this is going on, she was melting into the wall of dildos and masturbation tools that her doped up mind and sperm inside just couldn’t fathom to use. Normally I take it easy on the customer as I understand I’m catching them at an unusual time but this time I was pretty irritated considering I had somewhere to be that night. Katie is bouncing off the walls of dildos, and doped for two is face planting the wall of dildos. They really were two completely different drugs and two completely different types of people. These girls I can tell you right now wanted us, and wanted us to think about them in sexual ways. Possibly would have slept with us for a little bit of money or possibly another bottle of rum. Oh, I completely forgot to mention these girls were smashed, not just pills but they were "dranking it up" as well. I apologize for the late mentioning of this, I did say they were from Dundalk and the ones name is doped for two. Self explanatory. Doped for two btw who is a very quite character in this, is a prego chick who is all fucked up. I can only imagine little Kevin Jr is inside her belly just as high as Daddy sending his prego girlfriend to the liquor store. So after 15 min of walking around and into things, knocking things over and hoping their looks would save them from leaving without a penis pencil topper, which I can tell you did not work. They managed to slime out of the store before 10:30pm, and finally I could close the store. Who woulda thought these girls would have crossed our path and made it to "porn shop stories".