Short and Not so Sweet Stories Part III:
Yo Cheap Porn
This happened before the fish bowl and before (M) had left. It was the ending of my shift and I was very anxious to leave, it had been a long aggravating day and I was tired of being in the store and waiting for (M) to count out when a very large and tattooed boisterous wigger yo boy sauntered into the store and said very loudly to us, “Where yo cheap porn at?”
“Our cheapest porn is $19.95”
“No it’s not” He said in a very ‘woman puh-lease’ tone, “Last time I was in here yo all had $4.00 porno’s right here” He pointed at the counter like he was holding a gun, all wigger-like.
I glared at him, all my patience gone in one moment of the pure ridiculous-ness of it all, “We stopped carrying them about a month ago”
Apparently my tone was very terse because he looked me up and down slowly and raised a freshly manicured eyebrow, “Damn girl, you actin’ like I wronged you or some shit!” He walked away shaking his head as he sauntered over to the DVD racks still muttering to himself.
I said quietly to (M), “I can’t help that my idiot filter is broken today” and of course at that exact moment the man in question knocked over an entire row of DVD’s all over the floor.
I looked over at him and he raised his hands in the air and said angrily, “Damn! It wasn’t my fault, yo! Y-You got these stacked up all jacked, yo”
If I heard one more ‘yo’ out of his chubby mouth I was going to throw a vibrating power bullet at his forehead. I said, “Night (M), I hope you have a good night” I ignored Sir Wigger still muttering angrily about whatever as I left the store and all but ran to the freedom of my car. Some day’s are just more annoying than others, the only up side? They make good short and sometimes long stories!
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