Friday, September 23, 2011

CPCF- Allergies?

CPCF- Allergies?

Its Friday once again and because of Face Book’s new set up I wasn’t sure I’d have a good Phone Call Story but low and behold I got a phone call this afternoon that is CPCF worthy! The Universe always provides, thank goodness! Sadly it was a shot conversation but annoying enough to be on this blog.
It has been raining all morning and afternoon in stinky Dundalk. I hadn’t slept well last night so my enthusiasm and stupid-tolerance was super low, but it had been a busy afternoon and I was glad that our little Dundalk store seemed to be picking up more traffic flow this week. During some of the down time the phone rang. I clicked the ‘Talk’ button and said, “Love Lips, how can I help you?” The voice that answered me sounded muffled and super quiet. So I said a little louder into the receiver, “Hello, Love Lips?”
“Hiya there, how are you?” His broken, soft, muffled voice said on the other end.
“I’m sorry I can barely hear you” I said, I hate that our phones suck.
“I said Hi, how are you?” He said a tiny bit louder.
“I’m OK, how are you?” I said a little confused.
“I said, Hi, how are YOU?” He said again.
“I said I was Ok, can I help you??” I’m now starting to think he’s one of the usual jerk-off-as-you-talk guys so my semi-cheerful voice drops to monotone.
“I have______allergy” he said, and the bad connection between our phones lost some of what he said.
“Sir, I really can’t hear you, what did you say??” I say much louder, I was now thinking maybe he thought he was calling a doctor’s office.
“I said I have a really bad allergy!” He said in a slightly louder (not really much louder) voice.
I blinked and the Love Lips jiggle signaled a customer. “Sir, did you have a question for me?”
“Oh…who’s this?” Oh not you!
“I said did you have a question for me?”
“I…just wanted to talk…sorry for…….” He hung up the phone slowly, so he apparently was using a non-cordless phone, I never thought I’d hear that noise again, everyone has cordless nowadays.

I don’t know why men think women who work at Porn Stores want to have phone sex. One day I’m going to ask one of these men why they call and why they think we’d be interested in it. Have a safe rainy night everyone!!

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